Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

This product is meant for educational  purposes only.  Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead is purely  coincidental.  Void where prohibited.  Some
assembly may be required.  Batteries not included.  Contents may settle during
shipment.  Use  only  as  directed.  May be too intense for  some viewers.  If
condition persists, consult your physician.  No user-serviceable parts inside.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Not responsible for direct,
indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error
or failure to perform.  Slippery when wet.  For office use only.   Substantial
penalty for early withdrawal.  Do  not  write below this line.  Your cancelled
check is your receipt. Avoid contact with skin. Employees and their family are
not eligible.  Beware of dog.  Driver does not carry cash. Limited time offer, 
call now to insure prompt delivery.Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away
from fire or flame.  Some equipment shown is optional.  Price does not include
taxes, dealer prep or delivery. Penalty for private use. Call toll free before
digging. All models over 18 years of age.  Some of the trademarks mentioned in
this product appear for identification purposes only.  Postage will be paid by
addressee. Apply only to affected area.  Reproduction strictly prohibited. One
size fits all.  Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Edited for television.  Many suitcases look alike. Restaurant package, not for
resale.  Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.  Decision of judges is
final. This supersedes all previous notices.   

No other warranty expressed or implied.

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